When your team leader becomes a microwaving dictator, it's time to act. The Microwaving Dictator's primary mode of operation is to demand everyone's lunch be microwaved at precisely 5:45 PM every Friday. Any deviation from this schedule will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations
• Having to attend mandatory team-building exercises
• Being given a 4am Monday morning wake-up call from the dictator

To survive in this environment, it's crucial to develop a few key skills:

• The ability to microwave your lunch in under 2 minutes
• The art of feigning interest in PowerPoint presentations
• The talent for pretending you're awake and alert at 4am